GUYS REALLY IM OFFICIALLY GOING DOWNTOWN AND I REALLY WANNA SEE THEM CAUSE I HAD WORK YESTERDAY AND COULDN’T MAKE IT TO THE GIG SO PLEASE IF YOU KNOW WHERE THEY’RE STAYING MESSAGE ME I JUST WANNA MEET THEM FUCK

04.20.2014 /

zarryforlife:

pleathe:

imagine pitbull eating you out

I’d start drumming his head since I have nothing to hold onto

04.20.2014 / +309 / selenangomez / pleathe

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

04.20.2014 / +219587 / guy / megachikorita

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

04.20.2014 / +427511 / pizza

I MIGHT GO DOWNTOWN TO HUNT 5SOS WHAT HOTEL ARE THEY STAYING PLEASE ANSWER

04.20.2014 / +1

goblinparty:

if i ever say/do anything problematic CALL ME THE FUCK OUT bc i would rather be embarrassed of myself for a while and make a very public apology  than live forever as a smug asshole who doesn’t know shit about anything

04.20.2014 / +58014 / literallybye / goblinparty

But like if anyone somehow makes a manip of Jesus smoking a blunt or doing anything in regards to weed and you reblog it, I dont fucking care if you are my friend or whatever but thats messed up af and you’re off my dash and life bye

04.20.2014 /

@OneDirection: #YouAndI #5DaysToGo

04.20.2014 / +843 / butterscups / itszaynmallik
04.20.2014 / +1421 / the1993s / feelszarry

I say 420 blaze it all the time but I have never smoked weed ever lol

04.20.2014 / +1